|
Drinking Quotes
Anonymous
-
Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.
-
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow they may cancel your VISA.
-
I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.
-
He who laughs last, hasn't passed out yet.
-
People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
-- Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
-
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
-
Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
-
To some its a six-pack, to me it's a support group.
-
Scotch - Because one doesn't solve the world's
problems over white wine.
-
History flows forward on rivers of beer.
-
Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder
-
Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it.
-
Friends don't let friends drink Light Beer.
-
Drink what you want, drink what you're able.
If you are drinking with me, you'll be under the table.
-
Beer is the reason I get up every afternoon.
|