1. Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.
  2. Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow they may cancel your VISA.
  3. I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.
  4. He who laughs last, hasn't passed out yet.
  5. People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot. -- Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
  6. Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.
  7. Remember "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.
  8. To some its a six-pack, to me it's a support group.
  9. Scotch - Because one doesn't solve the world's problems over white wine.
  10. History flows forward on rivers of beer.
  11. Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder
  12. Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it.
  13. Friends don't let friends drink Light Beer.
  14. Drink what you want, drink what you're able. If you are drinking with me, you'll be under the table.
  15. Beer is the reason I get up every afternoon.

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