Rodney Dangerfield
  1. I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

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Born: 1921-11-22
Rodney Dangerfield (November 22, 1921 October 5, 2004), born Jacob Cohen, was an American comedian, and actor, known for the catchphrases "I don't get no respect" or "I get no respect, I tell ya" and his monologues on that theme. He is also famous for his 1980s film roles, notably in Easy Money, Caddyshack and Back To School.

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodney_Dangerfield retrieved on 2010-10-07 22:17:00.

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