| "YOU GET THIS ONE, NEXT ROUND IS ON ME." |
We won't be here long enough to get another round. |
| "I'LL GET THIS ONE, NEXT ONE IS ON YOU." |
Happy hour is about to end...drafts are now a dollar, but by the next
round they'll be $4.50 a pop. |
| "CAN I GET A GLASS OF WHITE ZINFANDEL." (FEMALE) |
I'm easy. |
| "CAN I GET A GLASS OF WHITE ZINFANDEL." (MALE) |
I'm gay. |
| "EVER TRY A BODY SHOT?" (MALE TO FEMALE) |
I am even willing to drink tequila if it means that I get to lick you. |
| "EVER TRY A BODY SHOT?" (FEMALE TO MALE) |
I am even willing to drink tequila if it means that I get to lick you. |
| "I DON'T FEEL WELL, LET'S GO HOME." (FEMALE) |
You are paying more attention to your friends than me. |
| "I DON'T FEEL WELL, LET'S GO HOME." (MALE) |
I'm horny. |
| "WHO'S GOT THE NEXT ROUND?" |
I haven't bought a round in almost 3 years, but I am an expert at
diverting attention. |
| "EXCUSE ME." (MALE TO MALE) |
Get the hell out of the way. |
| "EXCUSE ME." (MALE TO FEMALE) |
I am going to grope you now. |
| "EXCUSE ME." (FEMALE TO MALE) |
Don't even think about groping me, just get the hell out of the way. |
| "EXCUSE ME." (FEMALE TO FEMALE) |
Move your fat ass. Who do you think you are anyway? You are not all that pretty, missy, and don't think for one minute that you are. Coming in here dressing like a ho... Get your eyes off of my man, or I'll slap you, bitch,like the slut you are. |
| "WHAT DO YOU HAVE ON TAP?" |
What's cheap? |
| "CAN I HAVE A WHITE RUSSIAN?" (MALE) |
I'm really gay. |
| "CAN I HAVE A WHITE RUSSIAN?" (FEMALE) |
I'm really easy. |
| "THAT PERSON LOOKS REALLY FAMILIAR." |
Did I sleep with him/her? |
| "I DON'T HAVE MY ID ON ME." (FEMALE) |
I'm 16. |
| "I DON'T HAVE MY ID ON ME." (MALE) |
I don't have a license since I got pulled over and blew a .2 after my
last visit here. |
